normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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