his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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