my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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