How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Acid is not a monday night drug
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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