hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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