Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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