is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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