Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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