dude i'm inner monologue high
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
