she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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