What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
is it fun? or sober?
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