So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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