Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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