She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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