Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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