you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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