You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I could fuck to npr.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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