3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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