Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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