Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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