i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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