She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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