it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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