'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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