I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.