I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pappa wants mamma naked
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog