I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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