So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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