I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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