Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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