New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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