i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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