I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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