i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait