I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus