You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings