I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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