This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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