Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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