I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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