Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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