Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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