remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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