holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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