the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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