She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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