I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"