i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's