Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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