My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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