why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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