is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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