There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Alive.
So much puke
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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