Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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