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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(413): I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on http://tfl.nu/mwkb

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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?

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(734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits? http://tfl.nu/qmc8

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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(281): On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do? http://tfl.nu/4exj

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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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(301): Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal" http://tfl.nu/5b46

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(765): View more from Indiana

Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.

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(765): Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom. http://tfl.nu/gaio

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(330): View more from Ohio

I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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(330): I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex." http://tfl.nu/3mha

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(303): View more from Colorado

That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.

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(303): That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now. http://tfl.nu/5jdl

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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.

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(913): He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka. http://tfl.nu/p6nb

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(315): View more from New York

Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun

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(315): Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun http://tfl.nu/t9ze

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(970): View more from Colorado

Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids

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(970): Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids http://tfl.nu/uov9

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(+61): View more from Australia

Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse

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(+61): Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse http://tfl.nu/nf0w

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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing

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(336): So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing http://tfl.nu/2fy2

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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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(662): IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol. http://tfl.nu/ywt6

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...

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(870): Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories... http://tfl.nu/piuz

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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.

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(209): Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic. http://tfl.nu/l3e3

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