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• (313): View more from Michigan

  sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.

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• (818): View more from California

  Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You are a booty call, not a friend.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Sorry about my life...

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