2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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