Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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