I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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