why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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